Send us Pick Up Lines!!
Skout Community!!
Aside from wishing you all a Happy New Year (which I totally would have done in last week’s blog entry if I hadn’t been so swamped with more work-related crap — my bad!), I have a task for you all to complete.
WE. NEED. PICK UP LINES.
Cheesy ones, smooth ones, effective ones, horrible ones — whatever! We need them, and we need them fast. Do us a major favor and leave a comment with any pick up lines that you can think of, and who knows? You will probably see yours used somewhere in the Skout App! Ideally, we would like to collect anywhere from 50 – 100 pick up lines, so please send us as many as possible.
I know.
That’s some exciting stuff, right?
:-O
Here are some examples to follow in case you’re not sure what a “Pick Up Line” is:
“Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.”
“How was heaven when you left it?”
“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together.”
Etc, etc. You get the picture!
Send us your best (and worst) stuff, and we’ll show you something special in an update to follow!
And as always? Happy flirting, Skouts.
XOXO Cheri XOXO
Worst:
Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
How much do polar bears weigh??? Enough to break the ice! Hi I’m mark. Lol
Worst:
Get your coat, you’ve pulled
You better call your mum and tell her you’re coming home with me
I like my eggs sunny side up, you’ll need to remember that in the morning
are you from Tennessee cause your the only 10 I see … so guy used that line on me lol
Did u get smaller? Because before u were in my mind but now ur already here in my heart
This works for me! (out at a club or other fun event)
Make eye contact (don’t stare), smile, catch my eye once or twice, WAIT, & Pay Attention (don’t stare!) When my beverage is nearly done, approach me and say:
“looks like you can use another drink, why don’t we head to the bar” (I don’t accept anything brought to me)
Have something to talk about on the way or in line “what were you drinking?” is good (only if not obvious) or try to guess. Ask me if I’ll have the same before ordering & pay attention to the specs (gin & tonic twist of lime), impress me by ordering 1 for yourself as well & don’t forget to tip.
I like to be chased & you’ve caught me! Keep the conversation going (I’ll help) – if you have nothing to say, I’ll be polite until it’s awkward, thank you for the drink, smile & return to my friends – who have watched the whole thing! Then you will need to come up with something else – come over, charm us all, we’ll go easy on ya… kitty >^..^<
@Everyone
Don’t forget that you can send in as many as you like. We’re trying to collect a crapload of them! Thanks Skouts — you guys are the best, and I couldn’t be a more proud Community Manager. We have the coolest crowd on the mobile network. No joke.
You guys are doing great! Thank you for taking the time to submit some of these pick up lines. Some of them I’ve never even heard before, haha! Creative.
Do i know u? Yes i met u last night in my dream
Are you wearing space pants because your butt is outta this world!
@Jordan
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! That’s freaking hilarious. LOL.
I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?
Do u have a bandaid I scraped my knee Fallin for u
Is your father a terrorist ?cause your da bomb.
Do you know why i am getting laid tonight? Cuz I’m stronger than you .
I’ve read this 1 before…
‘Hi. I’m Mr./Mrs. Right, I hear you’ve been looking for me.’
‘Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be what they call FINE PRINT!’
‘Is that a fox on your shoulder or am I just seeing double?’
@Ashlea
HAHAHAHAHAHA. Those are good. LOL.
What has a 144 teeth n can hold the hulk back?
My zipper
Hey do you see my friend over there? He wants to know if you think I’m cute.
Are you a SHIT?
‘coz I cant play with you. xDDD
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I like reading the MENU.
‘coz it has ME-N-U. :”>
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Are you my celphone?
‘coz every time I wake up,
Im always looking for you. @};-
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Can you be my status?
So I can like you.
Make me a sammich.
Is that a mirror in ur pants, cus I see me in um
Can I borrow ur phone? I need to ring god and till him he’s missin a angel
Question, how do i delete notifications??
HAHAHAHA You guys — check out the graphic I just edited it into the blog. Tobias (part of the blog team responsible for collecting images for our posts) found it and edited in the pick up line. LOL!!! Oh my god, that’s hilarious. XD!!!
Hey what are you talking about I think it was not uncalled for ok lol
Hi
You shouldn’t wear makeup. It’s messing up perfection!
When god made you, he was showing off
Did the sun come out or did you just smile?
So what else do you have going for you besides your good looks?
Are you tired? Cuz you’ve been running through my mind all day
You look like my next boyfriend…
U b my dairy queen I’ll b ur burger king u treat me right n I’ll do it ur way
@Leo
LOL! Leo, I don’t really think that counts as a pick up line.
Hi there, I couldn’t help but notice you across the room because your just amazing. I’m pretty sure God lost his best angel sending you down here.
Is that a keg in your pants, cause I want to tap that ass.
Sara .. Your 4th one is amazing !!!
Dickies (any clothing line) should pay you to wear those pants.
Are you a ghost? Cuz I hear you calling me “Boo”
What fragrance are you wearing? Because you smell like you want to be with me.
Baby you are so fine, you’re going to have me searching for you with a flashlight in the daytime.
The very worst one I’ve ever heard, which my friend used once, and got slapped 17 times for-
‘You’d look like Venus de Milo if I cut off your arms’
And my other friends personal fave, which he claims has worked a couple times, but we always see him get slapped for-
‘nice eyes. Wanna fuck?’
Sadly, mine is the corniest, and works the most often-
‘as amazing as the city lights look from here, they are dull in comparison to the beauty of your eyes’
Only used it 3 times, all 3 being with girls that I already knew, all 3 times being at the top of a lookout point known as ‘windy point’ (Adelaide, Australia), and all 3 times it’s worked… Probably helps that I am a poet though, lol
Hey, my friends call me Matt but you can call me later
Damn it’s cold (she says ur cold?) ya someone really needs to break the ice already
Hey what’s up? (umm I have a bf) oh well I have a goldfish. (what’s that have to do with anything?) oh I thought we were talking about shit that doesn’t matter
Damn I’m lucky (why) cause I got to see an angel today
Ya that’s all I can think of right now
You must work for subway, cause your giving me a footlong
I wish you were my homework so I could do you on my desk
hey I noticed you from across the room and I couldn’t help but notice you noticing me back
@Angie
LMAO. I’m so using that on someone. Seriously.
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes. GIGGITY
Those clothes would look great on my bedroom floor.
Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!
Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’
Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
I wish I were sine squared and you were cosined squared, because together we could be one
from others who are feeding me these:
your clothes would look great in my bedroom floor
If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
Heres another one.
“Hey, u wanna go out?”
girl: “I have a bf”
“and I have a fish”
girl: “wat?”
“oh sorry, thought we were talking about things that didn’t matter.”
If I got a nickel for everyone I’ve met who is as beautiful as you, I’d have five cents.
Hershey factories make millions of kisses a day, but I’m asking for only one.
If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
Am I dead? Because there is an angel standing in front of me.
I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
I don’t know what you think of me, but I hope it’s X-rated.
I’ve just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can’t take them off you.
I’m an organ donor, and I have an organ you might need
I’m new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment?
Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?
Baby I’m like milk, I’ll do your body good.
Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.
I love every bone in your body – especially mine.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I’d put U and I together
hat do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.
Im an organ donor, need anything?
@Don
LOL WTF.
Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it’s just a sparkle.
If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?
Hi cheri
I’m still can’t send out any msg
So how???????
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Teach me something
I lost all my friends
Are you a dementor, because you just stole my breath.
@April
LOLOLOLOL That was my favorite, seriously.
Was your dad a hunter? Cuz you are a fox!
God has commanded us to multiply and replenish the earth!
Is it hot in here or is it just you?
You’ll do.
Call me milk cuz I’ll do your body good!
I can tie a cherry stem with my tounge x
If I were a squirrel and you were a squirell, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
Or
Guy:”Would you like to play ARMY?!
Girl:”Sure!”
Guy:Sweet!! Alright I’ll go first.”
Girls:”Ok. How do you play?”
Guy:”I lay down and you blow me away!”
These next two actually have worked. One my best friend has used many times;
“So…? Can I f@!# your face?”
&
“Nice shoes! Wanna f@!#%?!!!”
Wanna come over later for sex and pizza?
Why not? What’s wrong with pizza?
You guys are awesome….
Here’s one my brother somehow got to work: “let me see your nails: they shine like justice!”
Do u have a quarter? I told my momma I’ll call her when I fell in love……CtFu
Are you jamaican? Cause jamaican me crazy!
xxx
Do you do karate? Cuz your body is kickin!
Are you a light switch ? Cuz u r turnin me on!
Did you just fart? Cuz your blowing me away !
Do your feet hurt? Cuz uve been runnin thru my mind all day !
Did it hurt !? … When you fell from heaven?
Hahaa just a few for you
Some geeky ones?
You can put a trojan on my hard drive anytime
You make my software turn into hardware!
Hey, I was hoping you wouldn’t block my pop-up.
may i take ur picture i save foto’s of Next top models
@Don
LOL!!
U got boobs like spanners – they tighten my nuts.
My personal fav:
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so is you.
Im Edward Cullen and I vanna suck ur nipples.
IF I GIVE U A NICKLE, will u tickle my PICKLE! MY FAVORITE ONE EVER USED!
How do you like your eggs in the morning?……..Fertilised??????
Haha dumb ones.
This iPhone has everything but one thing. Your number.
Ones that will prolly get you slapped. XD
Hey baby. You have her herpes?
No
Want some?
Hey I heard you were looking for a stud. I got the STD. All I need is u.
Are you free tonight or is it gonna cost me?
Hey my names Josh, but you can call me tonight.
If we were restaurants I’d be be burgerking and you’d be McDonalds, I’d have it may way and you’d be lovin it!
That dress would look amazing on my floor
I new in town, could you point me in the direction of your apartment?
Would you care for a raisin? How about a date?
The word of the day is ‘legs’. Lets go to my place and spread the word.
Lets play the carpenter game.. First we get hammered then I will nail you.
Sorry, i post too much!! My last time i promise
Ahahaha, you guys are doing so great. I have never heard so many hilarious pick up lines all in one place. Only with the Skout community!! Best online dating/flirting/fun community on the planet, seriously.
Giant polarbear…. (Response) what?… It broke the ice
Guy: hey there cutie
Girl: hi
Guy: soooooo……can I twitter your yahoo and let me google all over your Facebook?
^^^^haha.
Guy: Have we never meet before?
Girl: No
Guy: So I wasted my whole life.
Girl: Awwwww so cute
Are you parents retarded? Cuz you sure are special
Hello earthing i am an alian on a interplanatary mission would you help me?
Can i probe uranus?
Im hung like a baby….17″ 9lbs
I lost my number can I barrow yours
If I was a lock you’d be my key
Did you fall from heaven because you look like an angel
-girl,i hope you have a driving license ,cause you are driving me crazy
-your eyes have the same colour with my Porsche
-do you believe in love at first sight or should I come back in 20 minutes ?
You’re lips look lonely. Would they like to meet mine?
You’re so sweet that you put hersheys out of business.
Can I have a photograph to shoe my friends that angels truly exist.
Your eyes are blue like the ocea baby I’m lost at the sea.
Is there something in your eye? Oh wait it’s just a sparkle.
Can you get a little closer and help me out a little bit? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you. But baby a kiss will do.
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put u and I together! (reject to this statement: that’s okay. N and o are already together.)
Are you a theif? Cause somebody just stole my heart.
There’s something wrong with my phone!
What?
It doesn’t have your number in it.
I love outer space
Why?
Isn’t it obvious, Uranus !!!!!!!
Fcuk me beautiful
you look so empty fancy being filled
you have amazing blowjob eyes
haven’t we met, wow lightning struck twice
You look wet let me finish you off
You have given me the horn
Nice legs what time do they open
Guy: do you have a mirror in your pants???
Girl: no why????
Guy: cause i SURRRREEE do see MYSELF IN THEM!!!
(I am Italian btw)
So.. I was wondering., “Do you have Italian in you.!?”
replies “No.,why.!?”
“Well would you like some.!?”
p -corny I know haha
If you’re not attracted to them…
them: “hey baby, what’s poppin’?”
you: you’r pimples
Them: you’re very pretty/attractive/gorgeous!
You: too bad i can’t say the same about you!
You can’t be from earth, your body is out of this world!
Used on me…
Hey, nice legs…. What time are they open?
Roses are red
Vilotes are corny
When I think of you o baby I get horney
If you kiss me don’t be sassy
Use your tongue make it nasty
I know you’re into me, so let me get into you
Your pretty fly for a white guy.
Are your parents bakers? Cos you’re a cutie pie
If your right leg is Christmas and your left is thanksgiving can I meet you between the holidays?
Hey baby come over to myspace and I’ll twitter on your yahoo til you google on my Facebook.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
Did you know that on average there are 208 bones in the human body, want another?!
Do you know the difference between sex and talking? No? Well do you wanna go back to my place and talk?!
I meet your future boyfriend, you don’t know him yet but you will soon.
Oh I noticed you staring at me, you don’t have to be shy, I like you just as much as you do I, so talk to me. Then walk off and start talking to somebody else. (girls got to do some work too and show initiative or else the flirtings no fun)
Hey! See you tomorrow, call me! If you forgot my number, check the phones of your two best friends *wink* and then walk off….
This actualy is quoted from a song, one of the oldies, “… Wise men say only fools rush in but i cant help falling in love with you”
Baby, do you legs hurt? Cuz you are fat!
There shirt is very becoming! Then again if I was on you, I’d be coming to
that one has worked a few times
Err, that shirt is very becoming on you, then again if I was on you I’d be c**ming to
that one has worked a few times
A little boy asked his father, “”Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?”" Father replied, “”I don’t know son, I’m still paying.”"
eowwwww…..:)
So hey, I hear you’re a great kisser…;)
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae….
I want to text you something really sexy, but too bad, I don’t fit on your phone….:
The best place for me is in your arms.
If loving you is a crime, then I am happy to be locked up.
Wanna get some pizza and kiss? No? you don’t like pizza?
Falling for you would be a very short trip.
How long is you father in jail? Female asks why, for stealing the stars from the sky, and putting them in your eyes.
At the drivethrough of a fast food place, provided you get a cute window lady, ask ” nOw does that come with your number or do I have to pay extra?”
If you were a bogger.. I’d pick u first
Here’s one I made up. Why don’t u come home with me and sit on my lap and we can talk about the first thing that ” pops up “
Rose are red, violets are blue, most poems rhyme, this one doesn’t.
Excuse me… but I think you dropped your pants…. Now that you’re thinking about it let’s get outta here
“I lost my Teddy bear, can I sleep with you?”
Hey there, that dress you have on is beautiful.
But it’ll look gorgeous on my bedroom floor
Hey baby if you were my homework I would be doing you right now on the table
Surprisingly, this worked: “if I let you buy me a drink, will you give me your number?”
Hi, I’m pleased to make your aquaintance. Could I interest you in a good ol’ fondling? Hehehe…absurd, but somehow genius XD..
“if goodbye is the only way i could kiss you then, it would be the sweetest word for me and will keep on saying it to you over and over again”– origanlly composed by jaja ^^
I have heard these before. The second one I bit on. Hahaha!
“I’ve finally found the bologna for my manwich.”
” do you know how to drive a stick?”"yes”" Then let’s go for a ride.”
Im not good with pick up lines but, if she says ” I got a bf ”
I tell em,” I got two kids and 3 wifes everybody is committed somehow”
Fool proof never fails:)
Like I said im not good with pick up lines but becarefull when u use this line,
“Would u like to dance”
“no thank u, no thanks etc”
Here comes the bomb,
Don’t thank me thank god that somebody asked u to dance:):) u might get slapped n be called names haven’t invented yet:) ( I did)
Do my eyes match my shoes?
*they look up and down*
Thanks for checking me out
Guy: Was your dad a thief?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Well then who stole the stars out of the sky and put em in your eyes?
Flick a little splash of water on her shirt and say “let’s go get you out of those wet clothes”
Guy: My watch is psychic.
Girl: No it’s not.
Guy: You aren’t wearing any panties.
Girl: Yes I am.
Guy: Oh sorry it’s 20 minutes fast.
I may not be the weather man, but you can expect more than a few inches tonight
Have her feel your arm and say “Feel that? That’s boyfriend material”
@Jonathan
I just want you to know … That made ME laugh? But it won’t make EVERYONE laugh (some people are easily offended). ROFL. And for that reason, we can’t put it in the app. HOWEVER! I’d be happy to proudly unscreen your comment and let everyone hear how freaking hilarious it is here. LOLOLOL.
@Jaja
Heheheh, ehhh … That’s not exactly the kind of pick up line we were looking for, Jaja? But very creative of you. o_o
@HARD2H8
HAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Oh my god, that would so work on me. That would SO work on me if some cute guy asked me to feel him up. That’s way clever.
Kisses blown are kisses wasted. Because kisses aren’t kisses, unless they’re tasted. But kisses spread germs and germs are hated.
But you can kiss me baby, I’m vaccinated(;
Woooooow thats old school pick up lines
If you was a tree and I were a Squirrel, I’d store my nuts in yer hole
Boy:did it hurt?
Girl:did what hurt?
Boy: when u fell from heaven?
Girl: awww
Boy: cuz ur face is fucked up
Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you!
“Hey baby let’s play doorman, you can be the door and I’ll slam you”
Roses are red, violets are blue, I’ve got a knife…
Get in the van!
Bad one but breaks the ice sometimes lol
Do u got any raisins? How about a date?
Did you just fart? Cause you just blew me away haha so gross oh and did it hurt? When you fell from heaven I mean?
Are your parent retarded cuz seem like a really special girl
So tell me, do you believe in love at first or should I update my status pic?
@Ashton
LOL! That is awesome. Lmao.
It must be really hard walking around looking that cute, how do you do it please let me know I could really use the tips
Ok how long have u been so sexy and when did it become legal?
(cheesy one)
If waterdrops were beauty you would be an ocean
You must be a coat, ’cause I would wear you out.
We can start out with nothing between us, and see if something comes of it.
I got one:
That outfit you’re wearing BECOMES you.
…And if I was in that outfit with you, I’d be cumming too.
Pirate pickup line: you know, they don’t call me long John for nothin!
There’s 21 letters in the alphabet, right?
No, 26
that’s right. I forgot u r a q t
Icebreaker : say what does sex and snow have in common? Ya never know how many inches your gonna get or how long its gonna last
Are you from Tennesee? Well you are the only 10 I see
I couldn’t think of any more pick-up lines, because your all i can think of.
Did you hear the latest health report? You need to increase your daily intake of vitamin me.
My buddies over there bet me that I wouldn’t talk to the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
Was there an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
(hold out hand) Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?
Hey, i just got the kamasutra app on my phone! * wink *
@JonasxD
LOL. Nice plug, Jonas. ;-P
You must have a cell phone in your back pocket, cus that ass is calling me. This always makes them laugh…or slap you.
Your daddy must have been a drug dealer
Why
Cause your dope
Hey. Someone farted and it stinks, let’s get out of here.
If you were a burger at McDondlds, I would call you the McGorgeous (;
Hi, I might not b Fred Flinstone but I can make ur Bed Rock
Wow great dress… Can I talk you out of it?
Will you be my screensaver?
Can I have a picture of you please? “Why”? she/he asks. So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas!
Are you a speeding ticket, because you have fine written all over you
If u caught me STEALING glances at your picture, would you SUE me?
Girl your so sweet you give me sugar diabetes just looking at ya.
Hey baby let’s play doorman, you can be the door and I’ll slam you
You must be a farmer, because your raising my crop!
Here are two I heard from a comedians act once about bad pick-up lines:
“Mind if I hang out here till it’s clear back where I farted?”
Guy: “Excuse me. Are you going on vacation?”
Girl: “No. Why?”
Guy: “Cause baby you are packing some ass!”
Variations on others already posted:
“You must have a keg in your pants, cause girl, I want to tap that ass!”
*dip finger in your drink, wipe finger gently on her, then yourself. Look her in the eyes and say…* “Why don’t you and I go back to your place and get out of these wet clothes.”
“F*ck me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?”
More of the good, the bad, the ugly:
1. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
2. Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?
3. Are you related to Mike Tyson? Because you knock me out!
4. Are you religious? ["Why?"] Because you’re the answer to my prayers!
5. Are you wearing lipstick? Mind if I taste it?
6. ASL?
7. Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems!
8. Baby, have you been eaten your Campbell’s soup? Because you are looking Mmm, Mmm good!
9. Baby, you’re sexier than socks on a rooster.
10. Can I borrow your library card? [Why?] Cause I’m checking you out!
11. Can I lick that film off your teeth?
12. Could you please step away from the bar? You’re melting all the ice
13. Damn…..your ass is fine! Want to come see mine?
14. Did you drop something? ["What?"] Your conversation, so let’s pick it up right here.
15. Didn’t we go to different schools together?
16. Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I’m here after.
17. Do you have a quarter? ["Why?"] I told my boyfriend/girlfriend that I would call him/her when I found someone better.
18. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
19. Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down .
20. Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger? [No.] Then wink.
21. Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
22. Do you mind if we share this cab to my house?
23. Do you want to see a picture of a beautiful person? (hold up a mirror)
24. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
25. Does your Dad own Snapple, because you’re made from the best stuff on earth!
26. Don’t be so picky…. I wasn’t!
27. Ever wonder why you have spaces between your fingers? (A: So my fingers can fit there)
28. Hello Are you taking any applications for a boyfriend?
29. Hey c’mon now, I’m ugly, you’re ugly, it’s perfect!
30. Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
31. Hi, are you here to meet a nice guy/gal or will I do?
32. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
33. Hi, I’m incredibly rich.
34. Hi, who’s your friend?
35. I can read palms {write your # on their hand} Oh it says your going to call me soon!
36. I can tell your future, it is you giving me your number.
37. I can’t wait until tomorrow. Somehow you get prettier every day.
38. I don’t know if it’s igneous or metamorphic, but baby, you rock!
39. I don’t know if you’re beautiful or not, I haven’t gotten past your eyes yet.
40. I don’t speak in tongues, but I kiss that way.
41. I don’t think a firefighter could put you out!
42. I hear the female body is made up of 55% water. Man am I thirsty!
43. I heard milk does a body good but man, how much have you been drinking?
44. I hope there’s a fireman around, cause you’re smokin’!
45. I hope your day is as radiant as your smile.
46. I just ate some Skittles. Do you want to taste the rainbow?
47. I know I don’t look like much now, but I’m drinking milk.
48. I know I’m not a grocery item but I can tell when you’re checking me out.
49. I know its not Christmas, but Santa’s lap is always ready.
50. I know somebody that thinks they might like you a lot, and if i wasnt so shy, I would tell you who it is.
51. I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true.
52. I memorized every number in the phone book, but managed to lose yours. I’m gonna need to get that.
53. I must be a snowflake, ‘cuz I’ve fallen for you.
54. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
55. I think I’ve seen your picture somewhere Oh yes, it was in the dictionary under SHA-BAM!
56. I think we should be lab partners because you and I have chemistry.
57. I wanna bag you like some groceries.
58. I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
59. I’ll make you a bet – $100 says you’ll turn me down.
60. I’m addicted to yes, and I’m allergic to no. So what’s it gonna be?
61. I’m feeling a little off today. Would you like to turn me on?
62. I’m invisible. [“Really?”] Can you see me? [“Yes.”] How about tomorrow night?
63. I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but I’m as sweet as can be.
64. I’m not drunk, I’m just intoxicated by you.
65. I’m not feeling myself today, can I feel you?
66. I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [“No.”] Well then, please start.
67. I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life and I was wondering if I could interview you.
68. If beauty were time, you’d be an eternity.
69. If home is where the heart is, then my home is in you.
70. If I were a tear drop I would be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
71. If I were bread, would you be my butter?
72. If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
73. If I were you I would go out with me.
74. If looks could kill you would be a weapon of mass destruction.
75. If this bar is a meat market, you must be the prime rib.
76. If you gave me a penny for my thoughts I’d have just one penny, because I only think about one thing and that’s you.
77. If you were a laser, you’d be set on “stunning”.
78. Is your dad a baker? [“No. Why?”] Cause you have some nice buns!
79. Is your name Elmo? Because I want to tickle you all over!
80. Is your name Gillette, because you’re the best a man can get!
81. Let’s go behind that rock, and get a little boulder.
82. Lets make like fabric softener and Snuggle!
83. Life without you is like a pencil without lead, pointless.
84. Nice pants. Can I test the zipper?
85. Oh, I’m sorry, I thought that was a Braille name tag.
86. Pardon me, but what pickup line works best with you?
87. Pick up a pack of sugar and hand it to a girl, saying, “Here, you dropped your name tag”
88. So long as we’re in the theater….why don’t we get some play?
89. Statistically speaking, the most effective pickup line of all time is “I love you”.
90. There’s a star in the sky for every time I think of you.
91. This isn’t a beer belly, it’s a fuel tank for the love machine!
92. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say, “I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my wallet.”
93. Where is your mother? [“Why?”] Because you’re too young to be here without an adult.
94. Will you read my palm? [“I don't see anything.”] I didn’t expect you to because love is blind.
95. You are the reason men fall in love.
96. You be the tree, and I’ll wrap you like a Koala.
97. You better stop, drop and roll right now cause you’re on fire!
98. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
99. You dropped something. [“What?”] My jaw.
100. You fascinate me more than the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus
101. You got something on your chest. [“What is it?”] My eyes.
102. You know what your remind me of? [“What?”] Lucky Charms, You want to know why? [“Why?”] Because you’re magically delicious!
103. You know, we were born without clothes.
104. You look life my first wife! [“How many have you had?”] None.
105. You might not like it when guys swear, but I swear I’m in love with you!
106. You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.
107. You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
108. You say “I bet you $25 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
109. You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!
110. You sure have a great looking tooth.
111. You want me, I can smell it..
112. You’re like a dictionary, you add meaning to my life!
113. You’re like pizza, even when you’re bad, you’re good.
114. You’re so hot you melt the elastic in my underwear.
115. You’ve been a bad girl/boy! Now go to my room!
116. Your body must be a Visa, because it’s everywhere I want to be!
117. Your eyes are as blue as my toilet water at home.
118. The word of the day is “legs.” Let’s go back to my place and spread the word.
119. A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What’s the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway’s makes a happy c*ck.
120. Do you have a keg in your pants? [“No! Why?”] Cause I’d like to tap that!
121. You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
122. Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.
123. I may not be the best-looking guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.
124. Is that a ladder in your pants… or the stairway to heaven?
125. My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?
126. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
127. Excuse me, would you like to dance? [“No!”] Maybe u didn’t hear me…. I said youu look really fat in those pants!
128. Hey Girl let’s play lion tamer…you get down on all fours and I’ll stick my head in your mouth!
129. If I had a garden I’d put your two lips and my two lips together.
130. Would you sleep with a stranger? [“No.”] Then Hi, my name is…
131. My name’s (your name). That’s so you know what to scream in bed.
132. Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic Ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!
133. Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
134. You’re ugly, but you intrigue me…
135. You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
136. I’m gay, think you can convert me?
137. I bet you never thought I’d come over and say hi.
138. What do you and the weather have in common? You’re both hot!
139. Can you lick your nipples? [If “No.”] Can I? [If “Yes.”] Can you show me?
140. Love is a four letter wor. So is what me and you should do [ “Whats that?”] F*CK!
141. I’m the Six, do you want to be the Nine?
142. Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread…I wanna rise up in your oven!
143. I’m going outside to make out… care to join me?
144. (To someone working somewhere where a counter seperates you) You’re like a drug to me. Good thing you’re over the counter.
145. We’re like Little Caesar’s Pizza. We’re Hot & Ready!
146. (She asks you the time) Its two flirty and the date’s with you and me.
147. A tall man to a short woman: “You’re perfect height for what you want.”
148. You know what would look good on you? Me!
149. Did you escape from the zoo? Because you bring out the animal in me!
150. Your legs go up and make an ass of themselves!
It takes two to tango, two to kiss, two to talk and reminisce, so many good things come in two and one of those things is me and you!
Hey my friend bet me I couldnt buy the most beautiful girl here a drink what are you having?
I hope i sleep well so u can be the girl of my dreams
Or if girls are really obvious are hooking up with boys ask for the score and ask her if u may add 1 point to her count
Love you my boyfriend
Who want be my boyfriend???????
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Are you a parking ticket? Cos you’ve got fine written all over you!
Are you some kind of theif? Cos someone just stole my heart
Is something on fire? Or are you just smoking hot?
Saw my Dictor yesterday and he told me I had an unusual problem he said ” if You don’t have sex every day You will die”
Wanna save my life?
My buddy always uses this one and he says it works great but I am always too shy to try pick up lines so I don’t know for sure. “you’re purdy, can I pet ya” that’s the only one know that hasn’t been mentioned.
I’ve had this one used on me before: were those pants on sale? because they’d be 100% off at my house.
“i lost my teddy bear can i cuddle with you” ” flirt: hey wanna go out foe some burger and some sex?: girl: no. Flirt: what you dont lile burgers? “
You can fall from the sky
You can fall from a tree
But the best way to fall
Is in love with me;
If kisses were snowflakes i would give u a blizzard;
If nothing lasts for ever, will you be my nothing?;
Loving you is like breathing; How can I stop?;
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life;
If you were a tear I would never dare to cry. I might lose you;
I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk;
Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend
If your hands were your boobs I’d never let them go
Did u fall from heaven? Cuz I think they’re missing an angel named (your date’s name here)
“I can’t say anything to describe you, because you took my breath away.”